Some days

You come to a point where you want to do something drastic.

Time to rebel.

Like maybe start drinking. 

Or get a tattoo.

So today I rebelled.

Oh yes.  

Do you know what my rebellion was?

Be prepared for shock. 

Are you sitting down?

I took a bath instead of writing a paper. 

And then.

I didn't squeegee it afterwards.

I know, right.

I'm gonna pay for that later, and I don't even care. 

I DON'T EVEN CARE.